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Very Humorous and Unclear Toilet Signs and Directions

July 11, 2009

This is definitely not tech-related, but I really wanted to post this 😛

If you allow wheels and turtles to fly into the bowl, you will not rocket away by the power of your bowels.

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But why???

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For one lady?

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What’s the criteria of choosing “most” men?

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Is this behavior allowed or discouraged?

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What’s wrong with working on your laptop over there?

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Extreme customer? Who’s that? (and, yes, I do realize that the company’s name is “Extreme Pizza.”

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Again, is that an instruction?

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All other stuff is allowed?

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I doubt it!

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A toilet ghost?

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Aliens allowed?

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Why would you care?

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Iron men are welcome!

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Emergency what???

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This one is simply ridiculous!

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Do you hate America?

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So, the person thought the child was a flower?
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Simply the best one: straightforward and clear:

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So, what was your favorite? Any more that you think I should add? Leave a comment!

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. July 11, 2009 9:42 PM

    Personally, I like the one that encouraged urination while seated. It speaks to a relaxed, casual approach to relieving yourself and it has a damned fine drawing of a man’s penis.

    Plus, it looks like he is pissing marbles and for some reason, I find that reassuring.

    Donald Mills

    • July 11, 2009 10:07 PM

      I agree with you, Donald. I like that one, also (it’s one of my favorites). It really does, doesn’t it? At least it shows you to put “it” under the lid (although, now that I look more closely, there isn’t really a lid. Oh, well)! Who knows what (and where) people would put it without that direction!

      I do too! It makes me feel like I’m not a total freak for pissing marbles (I knew that I wasn’t the only one!)! 😀 ) Oh, umm… did I say that last bit out loud (or, technically, type it out 😛 )? …

      Thank you for the comment (it made me laugh for quite a while!) ! Please come back soon! (and keep up the great posts on your blog)

      Chris Luzader

  2. cherokeebydesign permalink
    July 11, 2009 10:13 PM

    Maybe he had Kidney Stones, LOL.

    Raven
    http://cherokeebydesign.wordpress.com/

    • July 11, 2009 10:15 PM

      Just what I was thinking!

      LOL

      Thanks for the comment!

      Chris Luzader

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